May202013

sikfox:

ask-emma-snow-golem:

abardofbreath:

i am now bored 

reblog this and i’ll make a pun for you and submit it to you

not only just a pun

but it would get a doodle too uwu

like this!!

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i’ll try to make one for all the people that reblog this.

Who dosen’t like puns? 

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(via howelling-lester)

12AM

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

(Source: ghosthug, via theers)

May192013

z3kro:

“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”

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“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

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(via tankthoughts)

5PM

Are you happy that Martha Raddatz asked both candidates about their views on abortion? 

(Source: didyoublush, via themonsterswin)
May172013

bees:

in the trap

(via oprahsmom)

11AM
hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY. Signal boost YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING 911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND. yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard, via in-a-hole-in-the-ground)
7AM

the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them

(via tankthoughts)

May162013

If someone feels like they want to take my Economics final for me tomorrow; be my guest.

May92013
actual-cannibal-shia:

actual-cannibal-shia:

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(via sherlockspeare)
May62013

imperialdalek:

Hello welcome to Doctor Who enjoy your stay.

(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via thefourteenthdoctor)
9PM

How I want the Doctor's name to be revealed

  • The Doctor: "My name is-"
  • *train passes*
  • Clara: "What?"
  • The Doctor: "MY NAME IS -"
  • *Bus passes and Ten and Nine step out*
  • Clara: "WHAT?"
  • The Doctor: "My name is-"
  • *Ten and Nine hit him on the head with a frying pan and yell "NO" as they drag his body away*
9PM

lokis-army-at-221b:

I would totally play a dead person on Sherlock cause that way you just have to lay there while Benedict Cumberbatch puts his hand all over you.

(via the-worst-url)

May12013

carprediem:

allthefandomfeelings:

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For those who don’t get the joke, that wizard in the bottom gif is played by Sylvester McCoy aka the Seventh Doctor.

(Source: thefourteenthdoctor, via misterlutece)
6PM

wearejohnlocked:

enerjax:

CORPSES :D

i wasn’t ready for this post

(via thecaseoftheabsentwriter)
April302013

1612th:

it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up

(via flybackhometome)

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