<3 <3 <3 <3
GUYS IT’S LIKE: ALMOST TIME FOR THESE AGAIN.
Sometimes I forget how much I love Peace by Kids In Glass Houses. Wow. I am full of energy all of a sudden.
Shaking in the shadow.
We’re singing peace in the valley and sex in my soul. Death to my body bury me in rock and roll
oh god i have an exam tomorrow and i am in the library now, soooo much rain! (and yes, please kill descartes, he makes an appearance with me as well, unnecessarily complicating things, ugh)
I managed to stay relatively dry just now! Got food, got chocolate, still working on my plan to kill Descartes and Kant though! Bet Kant would be upset, it’s not according to his Golden Rule to kill people.. Then again, I bet a LOT of people would agree with me.. Hmm, interesting.
There’s so much rain. And I need to go out to buy food. And there’s no umbrella anywhere to be found. I really just want to sleep. Uuuugh.
I can’t wait to be able to speak like 5 languages, so that if I’m ever with someone who needs something translating, I can be like “don’t worry, I polyglot this”.
didnt expect to laugh but i did
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
Don’t do drugs kids, do musical theatre. It’s far more addictive and expensive than drugs! You also get to meet other people also addicted at stage door while crying over how beautiful the leads are.
Best line so far: He’s like a TARDIS, considerably larger inside.
I’m not being funny guys, but I’ve managed to download some weird Chinese version of Matilda the Musical. This is bad timing at its best…
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”