janietimelady:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES

(Source: mishasteaparty)

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

adonutwithamapleglaze:

"I like musicals" more like date me please

sherlock:john, could you hold this for me
john:okay.
john:
john:that's your hand.
sherlock:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

How I imagine it went down
C.S. Lewis:I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien:OMG me too!
Lewis:You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien:...
Lewis:Who am I?
Tolkien:A tree
Lewis:............
Tolkien:But, like, a cool tree

runnysun:

status-excessu:

waitforthemovie:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

Love Niles

this man shaped my junior high school years

(Source: notincontolofthemuse)

  

the-moose-has-the-tardis:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

rastafiki:

Walk into the club like “General Lamarque is dead.”

(Source: howllingcommandos)

gadreelcaged:

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

shes PRETTY fine talk about wrong generation what is this jonas brothers bullshit

moedergans:

(Het maakt zeg maar echt niks uit, en ik weet het ook al jaren, en het zal ook nooit veranderen, en het geeft ook echt echt echt niet..

maar er zullen altijd heeeeel veel witte mooie zwaantjes zijn, af en toe een lelijk eendje, en ik zal altijd puur en alleen moeder gans zijn)

Oh moeder gans. Je zult altijd de beste gans zijn. De mooiste ook vooral. Want iedereen moet naar jouw voorbeeld leven. Oh mama gans je bent zo fantastisch. Laat me onder je vleugels schuilen.

ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

image

THAT GIF I’M CRYING

grahamnortonshow:

Hobbiton is a real place.

RIP Robin Williams, defender of dreams.

(Source: bedlamtimes)